Airplanes
Ever been in an airplane?
Once.
How was it?
Terrifying!
Don't say that!
Why?
Because I'm taking a flight tomorrow!
Where to?
Salt Lake City, Utah!
Why would anyone want to go there?
I have family there.
That explains it.
Yeah, it won't be fun.
Well, bring your iPod, that will keep you busy.
Can I bring my iPod on the airplane?
Yeah, I don't see why not.
Well, because of safety reasons.
I don't think anyone could use an iPod as a weapon.
That's true.
Also, take a pillow so you can go to sleep.
Don't you think they'll have them already on the plane?
The cheaper airplanes don't!
Really?
Really! Also, bring your own little blanket!
Thanks, that's great advice!
Hey, thats why I'm here!