At the Bookstore

Customer:  I’m looking for the latest copy of Joel Olsteen’s book. Bookstore clerk:  Do you know the name of the book? Customer: I think it’s something like “Do Your Best Everyday”? Bookstore clerk: Hmmm, I don’t think I’m familiar with that one. Customer:  I read about it on his website. It’s his newest release. Bookstore…

At the Gym

Customer:  I need some personal training. Trainer:  What do you want to accomplish? Customer: I’d like to tone up and add some muscle mass. Trainer:  What areas bother you the most? Customer:  I’d like to get rid of my belly and build some muscle in my chest and arms. Trainer: That’s fairly routine. How old…

At the Barber

Customer:  I’d like a haircut please. Barber:  I have two customers ahead of you. Do you mind waiting? Customer: How long is the wait? Barber:  About 20 minutes. You can read a few magazines. Customer:  I don’t mind waiting. I really need a cut. Barber:  What’s your name? Customer:  Cameron. Barber:  Sure Cameron, have a…

Renting A Car

Traveller: I’d like to rent a car. Rental Clerk:  What type of rental? Traveller: I’d like something comfortable for about 5 people. Rental Clerk:  You might want to consider one of our large sedans or an SUV. Traveller: Which is the most comfortable? Rental Clerk: Do you have additional items such as large bags or…

At the Dentist

Patient:  I’d like to get my teeth cleaned. Dentist: When was your last visit? Patient: About  six months ago. Dentist:  Did you have any work done? Patient: Yes. I had some x-rays and one tooth repair. Dentist:  What kind of repair? Patient: I had a small cavity in my back tooth. I had it filled….

Booking a Flight

Traveller: I’d like to book a flight? Ticket Depot:  What’s your destination? Traveller: Canada. Ticket Depot:  Canada’s a big country. Where in Canada? Traveller: I’m going to Niagara Falls in Canada. Ticket Depot:  Do you want to fly directly in to Canada? Traveller:  I suppose. Why do you ask? Ticket Depot:  Well you have a…

Booking a Hotel Room

Guest: I’d like to book a hotel room. Hotel Receptionist:  What date are you looking to book? Guest: I’m hoping August 1st. Hotel Receptionist:  That can be arranged. Smoking or non smoking? Guest: Non smoking please. Hotel Receptionist:  Just for one night? Guest: Two nights. August 1st and 2nd. Hotel Receptionist:  Yes both nights are…

At the Job Recruiter

Applicant: I’d like to challenge my skills in a different capacity. Recruiter:  I see you’ve been a banking teller for several years. Applicant: Yes. The job is good but I’m a bit bored. Recruiter: Are you looking to stay in the financial sector? Applicant:  Yes. I like the industry but I would also like to…