At the Gas Station

Customer:  Hello. I’d like thirty dollars of premium. Gas Attendant: Sure. Would you like me to check your oil? Customer: Yes. Can you check my wiper fluids as well? Gas Attendant:  Your oil seems a little low. Customer:  How low? Gas Attendant:  You’re down about a quart. Do you want me to top it up?…

Booking an Appointment

Customer: I’d like to book an appointment for a hair consultation. Stylist:  That’s not a problem. Are you looking for a new color tint? Customer: No. I’d like to get some hair extensions. Stylist:  Is your hair long or short. Customer: Ah, about my neckline. Stylist:  Do you want long extensions? Customer:  Yes. I want…

At The Drugstore

Customer: I’m wondering if you have any over the counter medicine for a skin rash? Pharmacist:  Have you been to the Doctor? Customer: No. It’s pretty mild. Just popped up yesterday. Pharmacist:  Do you have any allergies? Customer:  None that I know. Pharmacist:  Were you outdoors? In contact with poison oak or poison ivy? Customer:…

School Registration

Parent:  I’d like to register my son for school. School Registrar: To start this September? Parent:  Yes. For kindergarten. School Registrar: How old is your son? Parent:  He’ll be five in August. School Registrar: Very good. He definitely meets our age requirement. Parent:  That’s good to hear. School Registrar: Are his immunization records up to…